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TGIM!: Childhood Truths Exposed

These sketch ideas always seems to play into my childlike naivety. But after this revelation, I’m glad I was so naive. It saved me from my most recent realization. What the eff is up with this sticker?



That's right folks, after cleaning out my desk drawer I came across some old VHS sticker labels. There is a specific sticker that parents from the 80s could use to label their...wait for it....sex tapes!!! I guess the normal 'movie' icon wasn't sufficient enough. It's also reassuring to know that if you film a space themed sex video, there's an additional sticker for your labeling needs (seriously, WTF?). Well if this was a sketch, the protagonist would be a soon to be traumatized 10 year old (okay let’s be honest, 16 year old). Oh my lord, the possibilities:

Meghann’s truth: Cool an old Christmas Program video...wait why are mom and dad playing leap frog?

Real Truth: Oh my God, is that our folded laundry on the bed .........BLLLEEEEEECKKKKKK!!!!!!

French truth: It’s totally natural for a man and woman to make love, why should it be any different for my parents? (said in a French accent).

American immature truth: EWWWW GROOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! SOMEONE GORGE MY EYES OUT WITH A BLUNT KNIFE !!!

Sticker Company truth: It’s time to bring sex tapes to the masses! Rob Lowe can't have all the fun!

Freudian truth: not gonna go there

WASP truth: (cricket, cough, shift in seat).

Sad Truth: Wow, I'm 16 and I have no idea what's going on in this video. Thanks Catholic School Sex Ed.

Oedipal truth: see Freudian truth

1 comments :

  1. Romance, Romatic movies, Chick flix, NOT SEXTAPE, SILLY!

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