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Another Elston-Related Post.

You may remember a previous post where I perfectly illustrated, in only a couple of words, my family. Well, I'm totally ahead of the game on any movie exec that eventually decides to make a movie about us (or Lifetime Original Mini-Series, I'm okay with that too--we can pretend there was a teenage pregnancy or bone marrow transplant!) and I have generously already picked out the cast that will play us. You're welcome, Miramax.

My father will be played by Steve Martin.

My mother will be played by Liza Minnelli.

Aaaaand my sister by this young talent.

Oh, and me. Obvis.


  1. hahahaha, this makes me sooooo happy. Wow I wanna cast my family. Pretty sure Hilary Clinton would play my mom, Liza would play my dad, My sisters would both be played by Verne Troyer, and I would be played by, who else, Miley Cyrus!

  2. Kate! It's uncanny!