I was trying to translate "itch" to Spanish. Like, AN itch. The noun. Anyway, so I go, hey Google, I needs yo' help. "Translate itch to Spanish" plz. And Google's like, um, you probably meant this. (Click the image)
NO, Google. I did NOT mean to translate the B-WORD. How DARE YOU think I would go to the INTERNET for dirty word look-ups? I was honestly and genuinely looking up ITCH, thankyouverymuch!
So you're wrong! For once. Probably just this time. I forgive you. See you tomorrow.