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Truth Revealed: American Apparel Edition




While perusing the online catalog for some new summer clothes, I came upon a particularly interesting section of online American Apparel...

MATERNITY!

That's right. Now all the knocked up girls with a taste for fashion can have their own bodysuit (aka, an XL). Girls with daddy issues that stay out of the sun and hide out in ill-lit basements can strap on a scarf that can both barely cover their baby bump along with their bosoms. Baby mamas can be ironic with their innocent ice dancing costumes shaped around their unborn fetus (probably named something like Bookcase). What joy!

Next up for American Apparel: Slutty Dogs

Oh wait...

Meghann's truth: If I buy a skirt from them tomorrow, don't judge me. Well, not too much :-)

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